Easy answers

Our solution to monsters in the closet was not to have doors in any of our closets, and not to put anything at all into them, except suitcases. We also put our mattress directly on the floor. We made sure our house faced a street lamp, so effectively the city is paying for our nightlight. At night we hug each other closely, but that has less to do with monsters than with the fact that we like each other a lot. It’s actually about time I stopped writing and did that now. Just remember: less stuff equals less monsters.